Make friends or die

I don’t have a lot of friends. I’m not complaining, I know a lot of people, I just don’t maintain friendships particularly well. And now, according to this article this lack of friends is a health risk. I exercise alone, I stand alone in the other room while everyone enjoys dessert, and now I find out that I should be a fat and happy social butterfly if I want a long and healthy life.

Why didn’t someone tell me this ten years ago?

Would anyone like to be my friend and go get some cake?

LW